Monkey Puns: Man with Bottle of Booze Up His Butt Joke

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Man with Bottle of Booze Up His Butt Joke

Q: What Did the Doctor Say to the Man in the ER with a Bottle of Booze Up His Rectum?

A: Bottoms Up!

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