Monkey Puns: Black Friday Causalities…So Far

Monkey Puns

Black Friday Causalities…So Far

Number of Pepper Spray Victims: 20

Number of Grandfathers Assaulted by Mall Cops: 1

Number of Bad Santa Incidents: [Stay Tuned]

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