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10) The Tiger Woods’ Miniature Golf Course Float -- Links Decorated with Novelty Corporate Iconic Product Placement Logos Like Before, Only Now Representing Lost Endorsements
9) The “99 Weekers” Mobile Food Bank Float
8) The Arizona’s SB 1070 Anti-Illegal Immigration Float Decorated by ‘Petal Pushers’ Volunteers – The only people known to do a job for less wages than the undocumented
7) The Lindsay Lohan Rehab, Court and County Jail Float with Revolving Door
6) The Brett Favre’s Giant Text Float with Giant Magnifying Glass
5) The Alaskan Wilderness Frontier Float Featuring Sarah Palin Shooting Bambi from a Helicopter
4) The Arnold Schwarzenegger “I won’t be back Cal-Lee-Four-Knee-Ahh!” Float Sponsored by His Own Failed Terminator Administration
3) The “Say, Whatever Happened to Haiti?” Float Sponsored by – Oh look, a distraction!
2) The Christine O’Donnell Satanic Pentagram and Salem Witch Trial Reenactment Float
And a 3-Way Tie for Number One in the New Year 2011:
1A) The Crisis in the Gulf of Mexico “Where Did All Dat Oil Go?” Float
Or...
1B) The Tea Party’s 2010 Candidate Float Sponsored by Gotham City’s Arkham Insane Asylum Mental Healthcare Workers Association
Or…
1C) The Mr. WikiLeaks Himself:, Julian Assange, Man of International Mystery Float – Completely Constructed Out of Glass Mirrors
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